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What's up buddies! Now that i got myself some free time it's time for a brand new movie article!

Fetish Fuel. For those who don't know (or aren't tvtropes junkies like i am) "Fetish Fuel" happens when some media delivers a scene or element that can be found appealing by people of certain fetishes, whenever it is intentional or, as it is in most cases, unintentional.

For this list i will use examples that fall specifically into Internet Bound fetishes, because some movies have fetish fuel for stuff like BDSM, which is concidered more normal despite being as disgusting or more, plus it's more fun since most of the stuff im going to cover can be found right here in DA!

I want to note, this is just for fun and not intended to offend any member of any of the fetishes listed, im not here to judge anybody, specially when i accept im not really normal myself.

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So now, here are 6 Modern Movies with (internet) fetish fuel!

#6 Monsters Vs. Aliens!

-What is it about-

After being hit in the head by a meteorite, Susan Murphy grows into a gigantic woman and is locked by the government with some other freaks. When an alien invasion is afoot, it's up to this rag tag bunch of misfits to save the earth! Campy B-Movie hilarity ensues.

-The fetish it appeals to-

Macrophiles

-Was it intentional?-

Most likely not.

Macrophiles are people attracted to giants (or the idea of being a giant), so with a giant girl running around this was a delight for them. Still, this movie is largely a tribute to monster b-movies and "Attack of the 50 ft woman" is one of the most recognizable monster movies, they had to do it!

The thing is, it is size that appeals to macrophiles, so there was little they could do to prevent the fetish fuel, just like Attack of the 50 ft woman. Tho i personally believe they tried to avoid it, after all, Susan hardly had a sexy physique and was more cute by design than anything. That didn't prevent people to personally confess to me that they got turned on on some scenes.


#5 Stardust!

-What is it about-

Stardusts is a delightful fantasy adventure where witches run rampant and there are touches of magic everywhere, truly lovely!
The plot goes something like this: in a magical land separated from ours, a King in his dying bed gathers around his sons to decide who gets the crown, when he decides encouraging them to kill each others for the crown isn't fast enough for him, he sends a magical pendant to fly into the sky and make the princes search for it, knocking down a star in the process.
As the star falls, three witches see it as a opportunity to regain power, also, a young man from our world sees the star fall and decides to cross the barrier to the other world in order to reach it and impress the girl he likes. The star (an anthropomorphic star by the way) having the pendant that knocked her down becomes the target of all this people and a fantastic adventure ensues!


-The fetish it appeals to-

Tranformationists. No, really, these people exist! Even here!!

-Was it intentional?-

Probably. It's a big maybe.

The movie has people being turned into goats, rats, birds and an instance of a goat being turned into a man and a man (previously being turned into a goat) being turned into a woman. Still when witches are involved, people is bound to get turned into stuff! so if some people get a jolt out of it it's not their fault, right? The thing is, the way stardust handles it makes me suspicious.

As far as i know, what transformationists like about it is the idea of it being involuntary and/or the person doing the transformations being on control or powerful. Stardust gives us most transformation sequences in the point of view of the people being transformed, making the witches look all mighty and in charge. In addition, it throws a bone to TG fans by giving special attention to the man to woman transformation (with special emphasis to the breasts), other witch movies rarely do this, take for example "The witches", whose main plot involves kids being turned into rats, transformations there were designed to look gross and repulsive; Another example are Harry Potter movies, they do them quickly and gracefully, unlike this movie which focuses on the victims and sometimes the joyful expression of the witches doing the transformations. Im pretty sure someone involved had this fetish.


#4 El arca! (Noah's Ark)

-What is it about-

A lovely and humorous animated adaptation of Noah's Ark. The tale focuses on the animals dealing with the hardships of working together as well as Noah dealing with his family and the other remaining humans.

In this adaptation, God is looking to write the Bible to catch up with other religions which already have their sacred texts. To spice things up and make the bible more interesting, God decides to flood the earth, certainly a charming way to tell this part of the bible, right?


-The fetish it appeals to-

FURRIES!

-Was it intentional?-

COMPLETELY. Seriously, it's blatantly obvious. Most people working on it, if not everyone involved, have to be furries.

What makes me say this? Remember i said the movie focuses on the animals as well as Noah and his family? Actually, i kinda lied. Noah's subplot takes a back sit to the furry antics of the animals.

Take for example one of the main characters, Xiro the Lion, who only decided to get into the ark because IT WOULD GET HIM LAID, REPEATEDLY. As soon as he is introduced the only thing on his mind is mating, mating and more mating, hell, he even at some point starts to get it on with a curvy lioness ON SCREEN! You know, for kids!
Then there is also the main character, Kairel the lioness, despite being repeatedly called unattractive, is equipped with seriously wide hips, and let me tell you, they will be distracting you all the way thru the movie, seriously, you can't focus on anything else in scenes with her in.
This movie also provides: a strip club for pigeons (in which a bra somehow gives a pigeon boobs and takes them away when she takes it off), a donkey who is constantly mating with other species, an obviously gay monkey and Panty, a character whose only contribution to the movie is having an enormous rack and a Jessica Rabbit imitation show.
More proof can be found on the humans and the heaven people, while they all sport very nice and interesting designs (i specially liked god's design), none of them had bodies as generally sexy as the animals. Also, it proves that in latin america, people get away with way much more in what is labeled "for kids"!


#3 Corpse Bride!

-What is it about-

A young soon to be married man named Victor is practicing his vows in the woods an accidentally reanimates a girl name Emily who was murdered the day of her wedding and believes him to be her husband. She drags him to the land of the dead at some point. Victor attempts to go back with his original bride, but stuff keeps happening and getting him back to the land of the dead, he eventually even considers accepting his marriage to Emily, but eventually comes back to the land of the living to save his bride from the man who killed Emily.


-The fetish it appeals to-

Necrophiles.


-Was it intentional?-

Most likely.

This movie is called the corpse bride, it's hard to argue it isn't. Yes, it was based on an old russian tale, but still.
But wait, there is more evidence! The world of the living in this movie was modeled to look so dull and grey, in a way, "Dead"; on the other hand, the world of the dead looks colorful and more eye pleasing, "lively", one could argue that this is a nice touch, but i still think this shows how Burton finds the "Dead" more appealing.
Then there is Emily, who was modeled to look very pretty and quiet shapely despite being A FRICKING ZOMBIE, she must have been smoking hot when alive! Also, this wouldn't be the first time mr. Burton makes hundreds of people fall for a dead body, just look at how many fangirls Jack from the nightmare before christmas has! and he is all bones!
Also, this isn't the first Burton Movie which deals with a living person marrying a dead person, or have you forgotten Bettlejuice? And have you seen Burton's partner, Helena Bonham Carter, who voiced Emily? I swear she looks like a zombie in real life!


#2 Dude where is my car?!

-What is it about-

Two idiots wake up from what most likely was the most EPIC party in their lives to find that their car is missing. They go on a magical adventure to find it and hilarity ensues!


-The fetish it appeals to-

Furries, Macrophiles, Bestiality fetishist, Vorephiles, Transgender Fetishist, Breast Expansion Fetishists. Quite a list, huh?

-Was it intentional?-

Yes, but most likely played for the laughs.

So how manages this movie to cover so many fetishes? well, it is made with a very immature target audience and whats funnier than sex? deviant sex. The movie includes the following:

·A strip club whose mascot is a buxom cat girl and a short cgi animation of said catgirl dancing to the pole at the beginning of the movie.
·A Giant Hot Space Babe rampaging thru the city, said giant space babe eats a guy at one point.
·A dream sequence were an ostrich gives a blow job to one of the characters.
·A Male to Female trangender stripper who dates a Female to Male transgender, they kiss on screen.
·A ridiculous emphasis on various girl breast and special gifts who expands the breast of the women wearing them.

Like i say, all of these are played for the laughs( and i found hilarious the transgender kiss), but even if they shield behind "the rule of funny" i still think they were totally aiming for these fetishists.

So, how does this movie that has almost all the fetishes on the list so far not manages to be #1?


#1 Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory/ Charlie and the chocolate Factory!

-What is it about-

A whimsical and probably murderous madman, Willy Wonka, decide to make a contest to let 5 children enter his secretive mad house of a candy factory where he sets traps for the kids, almost specially designed for each winner,in order to eliminate one for one each kid and make the last one standing the new owner of the factory!

-The fetish it appeals to-

Inflationists/Expansionists

-Was it intentional?-

NO FREAKING WAY. But this is a special case.

The fetish fuel in this movie is quick and short, but it is so memorable, so powerful that it ENTIRELY SPAWNED THE WHOLE DAMN FETISH.
What other movies can brag that?
So you better learn a lesson from Violet, be a good kid, or you'll turn into the object of obsession to a bunch of weirdos!