Welcome to episode 2 of abandoned concept theater! The journal series in which i cleanse my brain by discharging those concepts i decided to drop!

WARNING! (IM)MATURE CONCEPT AHEAD! SAVE YOUR SANITY FROM SEX RELATED STUPIDITY!


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Episode two: "STD MAN"

-How it came to be-

A couple of years ago some friends and i were talking about this other guy who...well, was boasting about having unprotected sex with some random out of town. Really. Obviously we we're making fun of this incredibly irresponsible and reckless action, at some point one of the guys there called him "The human infection source" and i found it so amusing that i had to elaborate something around that term.

-What it was about-

While i called this concept "STD Man" so the joke could live on, the more correct name for the concept actually was "Sexually Transmitted Man".

It was the story of "Maximum Manitude", basically, the most macho, sexist, womanizer and brutal superhero whose basic tactic agains villains was to brutally beat them to a bloody pulp and his tactic against female villains was to get into their pants.

After basically having sex with every super villianess and super heroine in his city, he thought he had finally found the love of his life in "Hexvix", a powerful witch who frequently teamed up with him, but it turned out he just couldn't be satisfied with only one woman.

After Hexvix found him cheating on her with a slutty fan, she used her magic to destroy his body and encase his soul into the body of the girl. Maximum Manitude took control of the girl's body and retained all his super powers, but was warned, if he didn't get out of that body in five days, the girl would consume his soul and he would disappear forever.

The catch? To exit that body he needs to have sex with another person and jump from body to body for the rest of eternity, like a disease.

The idea was to follow his struggles as he tries to still be a hero, find a solution for his problem and looking for new bodies to have sex with to keep on going, looking for hot girls when on a male body and powerful men when on a female body, not shying away from gay sex when needed, all told in a hilarious, immature way.


-Why it was abandoned-

Because im an incompetent fool.

Im not capable of neither writing a good enough sex comedy, nor drawing good enough sexy bodies, sex scenes are out of question. I wasn't able back when i thought of this, im not now. And while some people may find some of my pieces sexy, what counts is that i just don't find ANY of my stuff sexy and that is a problem.

Then there is the fact that im terrible at comedy. My type of humor relies heavily on pop culture and references, in a project such as this, in which i wanted comedy to be the strong point and sexiness the complementary point, my writing just falls short.

Unlike other projects, this actually was dropped as result of my shortcomings, not because i hated the concept.


-Was there any hope on it?-

Yes, there was, and still is!

In the hands of a good writer and artist, i could totally see this thing work, sadly im neither the right writer nor the right artist for it to work.

I would totally let someone else try their hand on this, tho.


-Bottom Line-

It's kind of a relief to know im not all childish concepts and sugar, but i certainly am a good for nothing artist! Yay!


-Concept artwork!-

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Coming soon, next episode: "Dimensional Guardian Kokoro Double Feature!"